fymodernfamily:

Jay: Hi, you’ve reached Jay…
Gloria: … and Gloria. Please leave a message after the beeeeeeeeep.
Jay: What was that?
Gloria: You told me to make the beep.
Jay: No I didn’t tell you to make the beep. I told you to say the word beep.
Gloria: If I say the word then people think it’s the beep.
Jay: It’s not the beep!
Gloria: THEN WHY EVEN SAY IT!?
*beep*

WIN!

fymodernfamily:

Jay: Hi, you’ve reached Jay…

Gloria: … and Gloria. Please leave a message after the beeeeeeeeep.

Jay: What was that?

Gloria: You told me to make the beep.

Jay: No I didn’t tell you to make the beep. I told you to say the word beep.

Gloria: If I say the word then people think it’s the beep.

Jay: It’s not the beep!

Gloria: THEN WHY EVEN SAY IT!?

*beep*

WIN!